Wasn’t puberty supposed to make me hot
"same sex marriage is unnatural!"
i’ve never broken a bone so i’m probably indestructible
the first episode of the season is always awkward bc of the way they namedrop and stuff for new people or to remind people. like when you talk to your dad are you like “i, jaime of house lannister, the one they call kingslayer, who lost his hand also our symbol is the lion and we are rich and the king”